Surf Saver Gifts

Surfer.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Noise Pollution

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A collective sigh of relief.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Wildlife Tree

'Oh - It's you.'

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Coronavirus and Atlas