Skin Saver Gifts

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Pathology.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Oh - It's you.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Wildlife Tree

G20 - what now?

From trash to treasure

Coronavirus and Atlas