Nature Saver Gifts

'Me…me…catch me!'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution.

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Coastguard

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Climate Crisis

Wildlife Tree

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Oh - It's you.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

The Finger.

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"