Environment Saver Gifts

The New Normal

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Evolution.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A collective sigh of relief.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.

Hope...