Environment Saver Gifts

The New Normal

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.