Environment Savior Gifts

Healing the Earth

"It's freaking me out, but they're happy because it's a lot cooler down here than it was up there!"

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Evolution.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

Solar Power.

Hope...

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Keystone XL