Environment Savior T-Shirts

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

Healing the Earth

"It's freaking me out, but they're happy because it's a lot cooler down here than it was up there!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Evolution.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I dunno...ask him."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

A collective sigh of relief.

Solar Power.

Hope...