Sustainability Savior T-Shirts

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"When you put it to your ear you can hear the city."

Prisoner of pollution.

How to save the Planet...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

Climate Crisis

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

100% carbon neutral

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Environment policy.