Sustainability Warrior T-Shirts

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'In line with our companies environmental policies all our 5.7 litre 'stallion' SUV's are fitted with energy efficient headlamps.'

"The weight of our consumer lifestyle's making the road break up."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Never bring a recyclable plastic bottle to a broken glass bottle fight!"

"We don't have life preservers. If we go down, you can float on all the plastic bottles in the water."

Dept.of energy.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Global water shortage.

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

"No Harry, not the ocean friendly tuna. Grab a cheaper can from the bottom shelf. You know, one of those packed in dolphin's tears."

"Is it me or is it getting hotter?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

Green Economy and World Debt

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

Food Poverty

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

100% carbon neutral

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."