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Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

All-you-can-wear.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'