Sustainable Fashion Warrior Gifts

Deadly fashion

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Where Pleather Comes From

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Relax, it's fake fur.

All-you-can-wear.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."