Ethical Fashion Warrior Gifts

Cull people who think it is more important to have cheap, fashionable clothes than fair working conditions.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

Figure Skating Competition

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

Deadly fashion

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.