Ethical Fashion Warrior Gifts

Cull people who think it is more important to have cheap, fashionable clothes than fair working conditions.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

One Dollar, One Vote

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Don't Leave Work Without It

Figure Skating Competition

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

Deadly fashion

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

"I'm all faux and loving it!"