Ethical Fashionista Gifts

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

'There's no word for leisure in your language.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Animal Hats

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

"It's fake sheep's clothing. I'm anti-fur."

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

"It's not real -fur ? it's fun fur. To be perfectly honest, it's not that much fun."

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

Rabbit Coats.

An angry Fox has reclaimed his former fur from a Women who was wearing it as a coat.

'Furs. Not very politically correct, is it?'

'Hi I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

Goodbye Cruel World of Leather

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'