Fashion Ethics Gifts

Cheap Unethical Clothes

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Is that fur!"

Goodbye Cruel World of Leather

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Animal cosmetic testing

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Introducing clean conscience products

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Style

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

Animal Hats

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Consumer Society'

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"