Ethical Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

'Just what you asked for... made in the US by adult US citizens... that will be $1,795.00'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

'I'm anit-fur trade.'

Clothing for old white men . . .

"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Hang on - these t-shirts are so cheap I'm a bit suspicious about where they were made."

Others will fight for you

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Introducing clean conscience products

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

Arabian Buyer

'Consumer Society'

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"