Advocate For Ethical Fashion Gifts

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Where Pleather Comes From

One Dollar, One Vote

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Figure Skating Competition

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

Deadly fashion

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

'Coming through!'

"Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa..."