Sustainable Fashion Advocate Gifts

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Queen of Upcycling!

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Climate change skeptics.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,