Eco-friendly Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"Karl! What happened?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Where Pleather Comes From

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Lily Costume

All-you-can-wear.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Relax, it's fake fur.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt