Eco-friendly Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Karl! What happened?"

Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Lily Costume

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

All-you-can-wear.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

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