Sustainable Fashionista T-Shirts

'We need to be prepared in case this Global warming thing comes true!'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

Your Guide to Winning Movember

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Where Pleather Comes From

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Lily Costume

Animal Hats

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

African Python bag.

All-you-can-wear.

Ikea for hippies

Relax, it's fake fur.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.