Green Fashionista T-Shirts

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Animals rights

'I like recycling. look here, before it was recycled into a coat it was a camel!'

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Queen of Upcycling!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Dressing up

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

'At our age it doesn't matter if it's on backwards.'