Eco-fashionista T-Shirts

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Lily Costume

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Where Pleather Comes From

Ikea for Hippies

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Animal Hats

Relax, it's fake fur.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'