Eco-fashionista Mugs

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Lily Costume

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Animal Hats

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.