Eco-friendly Fashionista Mugs

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'My sweater is made entirely out of coal.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Lily Costume

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

'You can have any of my coats Verl, I've grown out of all of them.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."

Happy St. Patrick's Day