Eco-conscious Trendsetter Mugs

Woman in a cow fur coat.

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Actually, kale is toxic."

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Deadly fashion

'We need to be prepared in case this Global warming thing comes true!'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.