Sustainable Style Pioneer Mugs

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

All-you-can-wear.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."