Sustainable Style Pioneer Prints

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Eco Princess

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Ikea for Hippies

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Relax, it's fake fur.

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''