Sustainable Style Visionary Prints

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Climate Catastrophism

Ikea for Hippies

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Bird Hair

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

'Great invention! But won't it lead to global warming?'

Deadly fashion

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'