Sustainable Style Visionary Pillows

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Ikea for Hippies

Climate Catastrophism

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

Bird Hair

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

'The equipment traps airborne emissions and converts them into a sludge that can be dumped in the river.'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

'Great invention! But won't it lead to global warming?'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'