Eco-conscious Trendsetter T-Shirts

Woman in a cow fur coat.

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Where Pleather Comes From

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Actually, kale is toxic."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Deadly fashion

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'