Green Trendsetter T-Shirts

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Dragons were never out of style."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Help!!"

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"Electric cars, electric scooters. . . what's next?"

Mane bun