Eco-conscious Trendsetters T-Shirts

'Don't think of it as hand-me-downs. Think of it as recycling.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Valentine's Day"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

IUCN Pronouns

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

The Three Waterwise Men

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

'It's 300 million light years from Earth but it could be the answer to our energy needs.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."