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The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Monkey-artist

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

urban agriculture

Population train.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Make your own bottled water.

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!