Eco-conscious Dreamers Gifts

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Monkey-artist

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

urban agriculture

Population train.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Make your own bottled water.

"It's not any better up our way, either."

A Bubble of Countryside.

desert isle shopping trolley...

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."