Sustainable Dreamers Gifts

'I can't seem to renew my interest in renewables.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Monkey-artist

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Ecology

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Electric car

Environmental Conscience

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

David Bellamy

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."