Green Dreamers Gifts

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

It can be taken up at any age....

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Weeds

The Amateur Golfer

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Save our Planet.

Ecological Therapy

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Bonsai Exhibit

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'