Earth Dreamers Gifts

"He promise me the Earth - then got an allotment off the Council."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It can be taken up at any age....

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

"We've got a problem."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Grass huggers.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"