Green Dreamer Gifts

Eco Town 5 miles ahead.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Save our Planet.

"Kid's today!"

'Help our planet! Get on the magical thinking bandwagon today!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Lost ball.

'Fossil fuels are the carbohydrates of the energy world.'

Golf ball stuck behind tree, opposite side to green.

'I am saving a ton of energy with this bottom-loading washer.'

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

Children dream of green spaces.

J.D. Vanderhoot and His Trusty 'Big Bertha'.

" . . . and it's non polluting."

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

Non-Polluter - Energy Saver

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"Evolution isn't worth it anyway. In two million years a little girl from Sweden will appear and screw up the fun."

"This car was designed Greta Thunberg. It runs on 100% green ideology!"

My dad reckons I could be anything I like if I grow up.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Stalled Windmills

Snooker Player Plays Golf

'So much for energy saving.'

Grass huggers.

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

It can be taken up at any age....

"It's upsetting to see him tearing himself apart...Should he stick to his principles, minimise his carbon footprint and refuse to fly....or accept his in-laws offer of two weeks in Barbados?"

'Well you know what they say - the grass is always greener on the other side of the ecosystem.'

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Gardener

'In Love'