Green Thumb Dreamer Gifts

Flower seed and Bird seed

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

"You still trying to grow those mashed potatoes?"

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Gardening for Beginners

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

My tiny garden.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Quick, gardening club's on.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I like fruits and vegetables, but would it kill them to plant some cannabis and hemp once in awhile?"

Tree in concrete jungle

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

'If these coins take root Sid, money really will grow on trees!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

Gardening Tools

Garden Supplies Special sale

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."