Green Thumb Enthusiast Gifts

"Legally, we're a farm."

Tree collapse...

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Greenfingers.

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Good design can make a garden look larger than it really is.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Evolved of the Gardener

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Is this donation to our community garden annual or perennial?"

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

Man giving a woman a flower from her flower pot.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

'When I said bring me a hoe I meant a garden hoe.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Stone Crop

'Say when.'

'Well he doesn't get it from my side of the family.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'