Green Thumb Aficionado Gifts

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."

'Did you know the famous Fleur-De-Lis is a stylized Iris?'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Gardener laying turf.

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cats and gardens.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Botany Baby!

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Mother Nature