Green Thumb Aficionado Gifts

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."

'Did you know the famous Fleur-De-Lis is a stylized Iris?'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Gardener laying turf.

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."