Green Thumb Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Plant Fast Food.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

August: An all out effort will be needed to keep control now. You should not have booked your holiday this month.

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

'Perhaps you'd better leave the topiary to me, Jarvis...'

'We're waiting...!'

Topiary Bird Dropping

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

Gardening Housewares. Of course it has insects in it --- It's a bug spray.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Quick Grow Flower Food.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Gardener

Cat Nip.