Green Thumb Enthusiasts Prints

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Plant Fast Food.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

August: An all out effort will be needed to keep control now. You should not have booked your holiday this month.

"Our environmental policy might encourage tree planting. . . . but not in the office."

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

'Perhaps you'd better leave the topiary to me, Jarvis...'

'We're waiting...!'

Topiary Bird Dropping

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

Quick Grow Flower Food.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.