Green Thumb Enthusiast Pillows

"Legally, we're a farm."

Tree collapse...

Sucking up Greenhouse gas.

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Greenfingers.

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Good design can make a garden look larger than it really is.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Evolved of the Gardener

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

"Is this donation to our community garden annual or perennial?"

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Waiting for plants to grow

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ah! Spring. Ruining the bloody lawn again."

"Please tell me I look NOTHING like THAT guy!"

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"After the kids left home, I took up gardening!"

'Well he doesn't get it from my side of the family.'

"You must have a green thumb."

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'Is that plant maintenance?'