Green Thumb Dreaming Gifts

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot