Garden Dreamers Gifts

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

Let's all be fairies.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Seed Catalogue

'Bring on the apple pickers!'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

It can be taken up at any age....

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Weeds

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Bonsai Exhibit

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Gone to seed.

"Kid's today!"

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Exotic Garden'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.

"They looked smaller on the website."