Garden Dreamers T-Shirts

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

Let's all be fairies.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Seed Catalogue

'Bring on the apple pickers!'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Raining

It can be taken up at any age....

Planting by the Moon.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Weeds

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Bonsai Exhibit

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Gone to seed.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Kid's today!"

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'Exotic Garden'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"They looked smaller on the website."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'