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"They looked smaller on the website."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Bonsai Exhibit

'He took a fetching class.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Let's all be fairies.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Gone to seed.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Exotic Garden'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Dun Decking

Chelsea flower show sewage

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'