Garden Decoration Dreamers Gifts

"They looked smaller on the website."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

The Fall of Gnome

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Bonsai Exhibit

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Let's all be fairies.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Gone to seed.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

'Exotic Garden'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Dun Decking

Chelsea flower show sewage

FLORIST GUMP, 'My momma says life is like a flower garden - You never know if you're gonna get violets or daffodils or roses or chrysanthemums or....'