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"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Gardening#2

The Fall of Gnome

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"They looked smaller on the website."

Time Table

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"I like your garden humans"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'Frank! It's Back!!

Installing the garden pond

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

Bird House Doorbell

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

Redneck Lawn Art

Gastro Gnomes

Hedge trimming.

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

The Saunders' Feng Shui consultant reaches the garden shed.