Garden Decoration Mugs

"They drown out all the neighbors' chimes."

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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Gardening#2

The Fall of Gnome

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Time Table

"They looked smaller on the website."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"I like your garden humans"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Installing the garden pond

Bird House Doorbell

"I love your novelty lawn sprinkler."

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

Gastro Gnomes

Redneck Lawn Art

'Frank! It's Back!!

Hedge trimming.

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'